Transvestite Love

I am officially in love with Eddie Izzard. He performed at the Murat tonight in Indy, which is a beautiful building. Apparently it's really popular with the kids these days as well, because there was also a prom there. (Sidenote: I realized that, despite my fancy dress, I can no longer pass for being a high school student. Sigh).

Back to Eddie.

His performance was amazing!! He does this thing when he loses his train of thought. He bounces around, much like he's jumping on hot coals, and says, "So yeah." Apparently that's where I get it from. He wasn't in full on drag tonight, but we decided he was wearing women's jeans. And we was rocking out some sort of eye makeup. I made up for his lack of makeup as I had on an obscene amount of black eyeliner. I think there should be some sort of Eddie Izzard etiquette/rulebook. You see him, you wear lots of makeup. Ooh, and he had on this amazing...long tailed pianist (giggle) coat that was freakin' awesome.

He had a few reoccurring jokes. Whut? and Stavros (just mentioning the name, because for some reason it's really funny when he says it). He also told this amazing joke about being an assassin who, instead of assembling a gun, assembled a table. Imagine his surprise when he realized that he had grabbed the wrong briefcase. Instead of packing his assassin kit, he packed his picnic kit....he does eventually whack the target with his table, but it is considerably much less effective than the gun would have been. Even as I'm writing the summation, it doesn't seem like I'm doing the story justice. I wish I could incorporate facial features and body language. And an English accent. That pretty much makes everything better.

So yeah. The moral of the story is that I'm in love with a transvestite. It happens. I mean, you can see why right? He's funny, not afraid of wearing eyeliner, has that sexy accent. Just check out that awesome picture. Isn't he adorable? I know, I know. Can't really see anything. Serves me right. Stupid karma. Another moral? Smuggling cameras into a theater will only produce substandard pictures.